letter to Rosetta

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letter to Rosetta

Rosetta, baby, I got hold of documents and files saying that you’ve been going out with the guy who likes to sell can openers when he can. Well, baby, let me say… I was there when he got the can opener job.

Rosetta, baby, if it weren’t for you knowing me you wouldn’t’ve met him, and iiiii made him!

Rosetta, baby, let me tell you what he said that fateful day last Spring; he said:

“Excuse me Mr. sir,
I got so’um for you
news you might want to know;

that man that came into your office
yearlier this year, I have had it
that I have seen him
eatin’ poor man’s steak
in a
coat and tie
just damn like a your’ns;

and so Mr. sir,
that what I’ve come here to tell you,
that you’ve not a sensible reason to
concern of him
because he is of no caliber
and because he is of no concern.

I saw him eatin’ poor man’s steak
you’ve no things you should worry
about.”

And Rosetta, baby, that’s when I came into this meeting with the bossman chopping off your present day can opening lover’s freaking head practically because the bossman was insulted about a comment made about his suit.

I, baby, came into this meeting saying, “bossman, listen, he wasn’t insulting your suit.”

I had to say it, baby, because the bossman was a big man. He was a red haired asshole that loved his job and got argumentative about insults against his suits.

That, I understand, Rosetta, kitty, and now I figure you wont let it pass you again – the understandin’ of what and why I said that if it weren’t for you knowing me you wouldn’t have met the can opening man I saved from the bossman’s chop. And I made him. Reply soon.

sincerely,
“lovin’ you till the day I die, baby”

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return letter from Rosetta

John, how are you doing?

I got your letter. It felt good to hear from you but the letter has left me confused. Besides, we haven’t dated for years and that red headed bossman … he’s the one who snatches my love and mowers my absolutes daily.

love ya,
Rosetta

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