I dont know nothing about the inadequacies of carpet

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living room floor is
Hardwood

Beside the living room
a guest room with beautiful wood floor.

… a kitchenette’s hardwood ? … shiny ? …
Its a floor and it is cold.

The kitchen is arranged with counters, obviously,  and
Hardwood
    floors are scratched by anything;

What about the bedroom …
Cold hole full of echoing us, bare Floors

our bedroom leads out into the
Bare waxed hardwood
Hallway that reminds me of getting in trouble as a child;

like

when I’m in a tent vestibule during a hike with the indians from far North and pay no mind to the spirits of our dinner, Or when as a teenager I got foodstuffs from the walk-in refrigerator such as pepperoni/feta cheese/homemade sauce and didn’t rotate the foodstuffs, Or when new persons from a cold chicago street enter into a warm area through a slowly closing door, Or when that time with the high-hallucinatory fever I endured that god-awful hollowed sensory that skewed perspective and went to no where, Or when that time when I watched the Wizard of Oz

and they entered Oz’s castle and the hallway was long, dead, bleak, Or when a professor shams an experiment by not putting cheese at the end of the maze and the mice just reflect in to brittle walls forever, or you get it, right? … think about
your dog running around to be happy, but her feet
keep slipping out from under her as her paws fail to grip firm against the polished floor bare hardwood not meant for digging in, Or moving the couch and gouge!, Or listening to the unpleasant sound of your stereo since the tweeters just never stop pitching against the hardwood surface, Or inviting some buddies over and having to put up with the sound of boot heels thomping when they go to take a piss, Or …

Carpet is much better
How it solves all of these problems




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One thought on “I dont know nothing about the inadequacies of carpet

  1. neocromagnon

    I’ve been a member of woodfloors appreciation society for all my life, sir you have open my eyes.

    I salute you, I can now see why carpet is better.

    Maybe the secret is somewhere in between, like a fluffy wood surface – rotten wet full of fungus for maximum comfort

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